Ways to kill your enemies
I know way too much about killing people because of this website
I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW
by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them
bubble tea of death
Bubble tea of death
Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.
Basically Bubble Tea of Death
Tracks
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest aholes when they’ve had enough.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
Trolls cannot have belly buttons
The only reason creatures have belly buttons is because of the umbilical cord they were attached to while inside their mother’s womb. If the Homestuck trolls were hatched as grubs then evolved, there’s no way they can have belly buttons!
I only say this because I constantly see pictures of trolls with belly buttons. And I don’t know why but it bothers me anatomically
THUS I rest my case
MO LOOK WHAT CAME UP ON MY DASH
GOD DAMMIT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
I HAVE NO BLOODY CLUE O^O;;;;
PEOPLE HOW DID YOU FIND MO’S POST!?
Trolls cannot have belly buttons
The only reason creatures have belly buttons is because of the umbilical cord they were attached to while inside their mother’s womb. If the Homestuck trolls were hatched as grubs then evolved, there’s no way they can have belly buttons!
I only say this because I constantly see pictures of trolls with belly buttons. And I don’t know why but it bothers me anatomically
THUS I rest my case
MO LOOK WHAT CAME UP ON MY DASH
but imagine the doctor as a lit teacher
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Student:
We don't know what the author actually meant, and they're dead, so it's not like we can go ask them.
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The Doctor:
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Student:
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The Doctor:
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Student:
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The Doctor:
brb
Super Moon
— June 23, 2013
Be sure to look out for the Moon these next few months as it approaches Perigee, because the full moons during these times will appear exceptionally large. The Moon will be at its Perigee, or closest approach, in July 23 and it will reach full moon only a few minutes after it passes this point in its orbit.
These ‘super moons’ not only appear larger because they are physically closer but, combined with a full moon, the mind can play tricks on you to think they are much larger. This phenomena is called the Moon Illusion. Try to catch these full moons as they rise/set because the illusion works when there is an object in the foreground, like a tree, building or mountains.
(Source: british-lesbians)
